dr_ian ([info]dr_ian) wrote,
2005-10-13 02:24:00
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If you wear a lobster as you would a hat, you can get a great haircut.

I am to understand that I have accidentally drawn a couple of piece of Steve Ballmer fanart. If you don't know who Steve Ballmer is then he is the guy second in command of Microsoft and possibly the strongest/most insane business man in the world.

He's sweating, probably.
This celebrates the time that Steve Ballmer, the strongest business man in the world, made clear his bloodythirsty intent for developers.

And human flesh?
In this commemorative plaque, Ballmer's patented Monkey Dance is brought to light. This one is a little more intense and up there, but that's okay, Ballmer loves intensity.

They are very much copied from other pics. Mostly pics of Steve Ballmer.

Btw I will leave you with a little joke.

Q. Who are you to scratch at the eye of God and try to reveal the scrummy retinal juices?

A. I have to try, because those juices are the secret ingredient in my world-famous apple pie.

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[info]thatbox

October 13 2005, 01:43:32 UTC 6 years ago

lj-cut

[info]dr_ian

October 13 2005, 01:53:47 UTC 6 years ago

The images aren't wide enough to widen the page.

[info]westacular

October 13 2005, 02:39:08 UTC 6 years ago

Yeah, it's not like they're a 10,000 x 10,000 pixel image of the word, "lj-cut".

Next, you should do a picture of Ballmer performing his finishing move and ripping out Google's heart with a single bare hand.

[info]thatbox

October 13 2005, 04:38:21 UTC 6 years ago

Think of the people reading your blog on mobiles, please.

[info]lblock

October 13 2005, 01:57:48 UTC 6 years ago

I am so glad I didn't post my cruddy Samuel L. Jackson fanart. These pictures make me feel shame in funny places.

[info]olivepixel

October 13 2005, 07:51:47 UTC 6 years ago

I think Indy would win, but it would be a tough fight. Like one of those big fights they have in films, not the ones where someone gets shot and dies.

[info]lucyjin

October 13 2005, 12:47:14 UTC 6 years ago


o____O

[info]dr_ian

October 13 2005, 16:13:15 UTC 6 years ago

What are you insinuating?!

[info]zartanlovesyou

October 16 2005, 21:02:19 UTC 6 years ago

( -.-);;;

[info]arwynh

October 29 2005, 22:43:25 UTC 6 years ago

*blink* Dude! That is like completely *oops*! Couldn't stop laughing for like 2-3 minutes.
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